Johnny Depp, proving that one can actually look sexy in a powdered curly wig, plays John Wilmot, a.k.a. the Earl of Rochester, famed poet and debaucher. By showing a montage of wine, women and the written word, Depp explains how by the end of the movie, you will not like him. We, while staring into those big brown 17th-century piercing eyes, find this very hard to believe … sigh.