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Our humor columnist shares what she would do if she were president, just in time for the upcoming election. Read more »
Our humor columnist shares what she would do if she were president, just in time for the upcoming election. Read more »
Our humor columnist gives readers tips on how to handle watching scary movies, as the spooky season approaches. Read more »
Our humor columnist gives readers clear advice on how to deal with their new Marriage Pact matches, including reaching out quickly but not desperately. Read more »
While our humor columnist considers this year's Juice Jam a success, she has her own headliners in mind and is not afraid to bribe them with Pastabilities, or a cheaper food option. Read more »
Now that she is an upperclassman, our humor columnist has some ideas about the offered Syracuse University elective classes. Read more »
As a hard-to-please Syracuse resident, our humor columnist lists her complaints with the Great New York State Fair. Read more »
Following the advice of her middle school guidance counselor, our humor columnist prepares for back to school season with a list of lies to tell her friends about her awesome summer adventures. In reality, her most exciting summer days consisted of trips to the movie theater. Read more »
Our humor columnist prepares for summer break with a list of dos and don'ts. Ready to relax on upstate New York beaches, she makes friends using the Hippo method, keeping only her eyes “above the water.” Read more »
Forget the hilarious jokes, our humor columnist will only discuss serious topics from now on. Prepare for columns on theater, literature and other scholarly subjects. Read more »
Our humor columnist details her process of pulling off the best April Fools’ Day prank ever. Read more »
Today, our humor columnist writes a plea to be next in line to be Otto the Orange. From her lack of social anxiety to her outstanding dedication, she is the perfect candidate. Read more »
Prepared to charge a couple bucks for teaching a Zumba class or washing the Otto mascot costumes? Our Humor Columnist shares ideas for odd jobs around campus that might help to pay off student loans. Read more »
Ever gotten bored at a basketball game but still wanted to be a part of the school spirit? Our humor columnist has tips to keep you occupied. Read more »
Apparently, self-care is not Goldfish crackers. Instead, our humor columnist writes to try exercising by running to class or “Just Dance 2018.” Read more »
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read more »
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read more »
Get your crying, shopping and sweet treats in at Marshall Square Mall Read more »
If you’ve ever had five finals on one day or slipped on ice in front of a crowd, you’ll relate to this wishlist Read more »
From alumni recognition to freshman jealousy, our humor columnist has thoughts on the new Sheraton dorms Read more »
Take inspiration from our humor columnist for your next sexy Halloween look Read more »
Our humor columnist offers alternatives for celebrity visits to Syracuse Read more »
Get your cry on with this Juice Jam lineup Read more »
Take a walk down memory lane to the best parts of living in a freshmen dorm Read more »