McCourt: What your Mayfest outfit says about you
With Mayfest barely a week away, it's time to start planning what you're going to wear. Humor columnist Ian McCourt is here to explain what your outfits says about you. Read more »
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Cuneo: What I think of asking girls out
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo reflects on his past crushes, a time he asked a girl out on a date and the ways in which he plans on improving his love life. Read more »
McCourt: 20 excellent reasons why students should vote in the primary
The New York state primary is here, and humor columnist Ian McCourt has twenty excellent reasons why every students should vote. Read more »
Cuneo: The story behind the birth of the 'Crying Jordan' meme
The "Crying Jordan" meme has taken the internet by storm, so humor columnist Danny Cuneo decided it was his responsibility to give a detailed account of exactly how this meme was created. Read more »
McCourt: I am that guy who rides his bike everywhere
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has a confession to make: he is that guy that rides his bike everywhere. And he really, really wants you to join him. Read more »
Cuneo: Tales from Castle Court
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo walks us through two weekends at Castle Court tailgating for the men's basketball NCAA tournament games. Read more »
McCourt: I am Jim Boeheim and I will end you
It's Final Four season, and humor columnist Ian McCourt is no more. He has embodied the spirit of Jim Boeheim and has written a letter to his enemies explaining exactly who he is and why SU will win. Read more »
Cuneo: A letter from the last Zune salesman
Occasionally, humor columnist Danny Cuneo takes on the persona of someone else. Today, he has become Reed Higgins, the last Zune salesman, to tell the story of how he started at the top and ended at the bottom. Read more »
McCourt: Answers to life's biggest questions
Ever wonder if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about? Or who’s a therapist’s therapist? Humor columnist Ian McCourt provides the answers to all of life's biggest questions. Read more »
Cuneo: Statements more ludicrous than 'Syracuse is in the Elite Eight'
Syracuse are in the Elite Eight. Humor columnist Danny Cuneo has complied a list of statements that, he believes, are more outlandish than that one. Read more »
Cuneo: How to not play JV football
It's one thing to play sports as a kid. It's another thing entirely to play JV football for three years, be absolutely terrible and then years later write a column about it. But that's exactly what our humor columnist did. Read more »
McCourt: I have fallen in love with a TSA agent
Humor columnist Ian McCourt met the love of his life over Spring Break. The bad news? She's a TSA agent in Detroit. But that won't stop him from seducing her, or from writing a column about it. Read more »
McCourt: SU basketball should score more points if it wants to win
Humor columnist Ian McCourt has finally discovered the way for the Syracuse University Men's Basketball team to win more and have more exciting games: all they have to do is score more points. Genius. Read more »
McCourt: March Madness is taking over
As brackets are formed and filled out, March Madness is starting to set in. But the madness is reverting humor columnist Ian McCourt back to his primal form, and even has him considering Nickelback makes good music. Read more »
Cuneo: Donald Trump fired me
Long before his presidential candidacy, Donald Trump was starring on the Apprentice and selling steaks at the Sharper Image. And, as humor columnist Danny Cuneo reveals, he also showed up to a few kids' birthday parties. Read more »
McCourt: Schine Student Center should invest in a ball pit
Humor columnist Ian McCourt argues that seasonal depression can be combatted by the installation of a giant ball pit in the center of the Schine Student Center. Read more »
Cuneo: An SU student with a hoverboard reacts to the school’s ban
In light of the university announcing that students will no longer be able to use hoverboards on campus, humor columnist Danny Cuneo argues that he should be allowed to use his. Read more »
Hohenwarter: How to make the most of your well deserved lazy day
Humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter discusses how midterms may force people to play hookie but it's totally okay and give tips on how to best spend the day off. Read more »
Cuneo: Leonardo DiCaprio's latest journal entry
Humor columnist Danny Cuneo knows exactly what Leonardo DiCaprio wrote in his diary on the night he won his first Oscar. Read more »
Cuneo: A Day in the Life of Billy Fuccillo
From pet tigers to private jets, humor columnist walks us through a typical day in the life of Syracuse's most beloved car salesman. It's huge. Read more »
Hohenwarter: What your midday snack says about your life
Humor columnists breaks down a variety of snacks that students choose during their day at school and explains what each may suggest about that student's life. Read more »
Hohenwarter: Make Valentine's Day amends with Kanye's new album
Did your partner hate the Valentine's Day gift you gave them? Never fear, for humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter has the perfect solution to your problem. Read more »
Cuneo: If you need love advice, I've got the answers
He might just be our humor columnist, but Danny Cuneo has some excellent love advice for all the folks out there who might not have mastered the whole "romance thing" yet. Read more »
Hohenwarter: I watched the Super Bowl commercials so you didn't have to
Super Bowl Sunday is one of the biggest events in America. To celebrate his love of the day, humor columnist Evan Hohenwarter decided to rank the best and worst Super Bowl commercials. Read more »
