Why I want to drop out of Syracuse moments before graduating
Humor columnist Eliot Fish devised the perfect plan to maximize your education before you drop out, get rich and produce your “drop-out turned success” biopic. Read more »
Writer archives: Eliot Fish
How to choose which family members you want to invite to graduation
Among the life moments someone cherishes the most, their college graduation usually remains on top of the list. Here’s our humor columnist’s take on choosing the right two family members for the occasion. Read more »
The alternative reality where Syracuse wins March Madness
Humor columnist Eliot Fish found the alternative reality where SU men’s basketball wins the NCAA National Championship. See you later, Texas. Read more »
Hear me out: Weekly COVID-19 spit tests are (kind of) relaxing
What do you think about when you’re getting your COVID-19 test at the Dome? Here are some tips from our humor columnist on how to make your testing experience a little more effective. Read more »
Which graduating class was hit hardest by pandemic?
The pandemic has impacted each graduating class’ experience at SU. Humor columnist Eliot Fish is back to determine which complaint takes the cake. Read more »
Underclassmen, give new Schine the love she deserves
Humor columnist Eliot Fish argues that the Schine Student Center deserves to be loved more than ever. Read more »
